Tabloid (programming language)
From Just Solve the File Format Problem
Tabloid is an "esoteric" programming language in which the statements resemble things found in sensationalized news articles, like YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS (the "print" statement) and WHAT IF var IS ACTUALLY (the "if" statement). Programs end with PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE (this is simulating Internet tabloid-like clickbait, not the old fashioned paper kind). An implementation has been developed using Racket.
